I just recently started really making an effort to get into shape. I joined a gym, I'm going almost every day, and I'm really working on eating healthily. It's been about two weeks since I joined the gym, and I'm already feeling tons better - waking up easier and happier in the morning, and my muscles are beefing while my gut is shrinking. It's great! I'm a total convert. Hopefully I can keep it up, though... my track record is less than spectacular...
Anyway, it's so funny, outside the gym there are always a ton of guys wanting to wash your car. As soon as you drive along the road, they're waving you over, brandishing buckets and soap. The guard in the parking lot is even in on it, I think - there's always one dude who's washing cars IN the parking lot, and the guard helps him to get customers. Finally, my car was filthy, so I got it washed the other day, and it looks sparkling now. But it was never dirty before I joined the gym, and I can't help but think that these washing dudes wait until no one is looking and throw dirt on your car so that next time you'll want it washed...
Saturday, 9 February 2008
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What are you doing at the gym, exactly? Running in place? Lifting heavy things over your head?
And maybe you ought to just leave your car dirty, since maybe that will help prevent it from getting stolen.
Dude, don't worry - no one's going to mistake the Midge for a sweet ride, no matter how clean. And my theory is getting more and more evidence - the damn car is already filthy again!
And I'm doin' all KINDS of exercise at the gym - lifting weights, running, cycling, stepping, ellipticalling, and eating health-appropriate foods like cottage cheese 'n shit (TM).
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